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  • The cowboy and the stranger

    A cowboy named Bud was overseeing his herd in a remote mountainous pasture in Montana when in the distance a brand-new 7 Series BMW advanced toward him out of a cloud of dust. The driver, a young man in a Brioni suit, Gucci shoes, RayBan sunglasses, and YSL tie, pulled to a stop, leaned out the window, and asked the cowboy, “If I tell you exactly how many animals you have in your herd, will you give me a calf?”

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  • Dilbert

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  • It’s an emergency!

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  • Today’s collection

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  • The longest password ever

    During a recent password audit, a company’s IT department found that an employee was using the password:

  • Arizona billboard

    “Attention illegal immigrants: Los Angeles loves you.”

  • Why women live longer than men

    Why women live longer than men

  • One degree

    A few minutes before the church services started, the congregation was sitting in their pews and talking. Suddenly, Satan appeared at the front of the church. Everyone started screaming and running for the front entrance, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away from evil incarnate.

  • Three new Navy ships

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  • Well, this is awkward

    That awkward moment when you find out that Dolph Lundgren is much more qualified to be called a scientist than Bill Nye.

  • How to respond to a request from the government

    The State of Oregon Department of Fish and Wildlife sent a letter to a landowner asking for permission to access a creek on his property to document the decline in a certain species of unheard of frogs. The property owners’ response is epic. Anyone who has bought and then tried to use a hunting license will appreciate this exchange.

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    This South African cop probably missed a few training days.

  • Merger tips for 2017

    For all of you with any money left, be on the lookout for the next round mergers so that you can get in on the ground floor and make some big bucks.

  • Benefits question

    I have a very complicated benefits question:

  • The correct use of a rear spoiler

    The correct use of a rear spoiler

  • E-mail from God

    One day God was looking down at earth and saw all of the rascally retirees’ behavior that was going on.

  • Tough-love caution signs

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