In case of fire …

Get back to work!

The population of this country is 310 million.

Hope for real change

Riderless bicycles

Nerd joke

If meat eaters acted like vegans

She bought Barack a parrot

During a lull between the speeches at the recent White House Correspondents’ dinner, Michelle Obama leans over to chat with Joe Biden.

Full loads

Obama at work

Random thoughts …

If God wanted me to touch my toes, he would’ve put them on my knees.

Where politicians come from

A father told his three sons when he sent them to the university, “I feel it’s my duty to provide you with the best possible education, and you do not owe me anything for that. However, I want you to appreciate it. As a token, please each put $1,000 into my coffin when I die.”

Nine months later

Jack and his buddy Bob decided to go skiing, so they loaded up Jack’s minivan and headed north.

So, how is your day going?

Stereo-to-mono converter

Bizarre laws still on the books

Alabama: It is illegal to wear a fake mustache that causes laughter in church.

Been there, done that

The preacher and the lawnmower

A preacher was making his rounds on a bicycle, when he came upon a little boy trying to sell a lawn mower. “How much do you want for the mower?” asked the preacher.

Why teachers drink

Pepsi MAX Test Drive 2

Pepsi’s first prank with Jeff Gordon was criticized on the Internet to be a fake. So to prove the critics wrong, they did another one.

Husband and wife Christmas shopping

A couple were in a busy shopping center just before Christmas. The wife suddenly noticed that her husband was missing and as they had a lot to do, she called him on his cell phone.