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Sometimes speed doesn’t have to kill … it’s bad enough on its own
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Snow White, Superman, and Pinocchio
Snow White, Superman, and Pinocchio are walking in the street when they come across a sign: “Beauty contest for the most beautiful woman in the world.”
“I am entering,” said Snow White. After half an hour she comes out and they ask her, “Well, how was it?”
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Woman stops grizzly attack with .25 caliber pistol
This is a story of self control and marksmanship with an itsy bitsy shooter, by a woman, against a fierce predator.
What is the smallest caliber you trust to protect yourself? The Beretta Jetfire:
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Travel ideas
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The split second before
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Here’s your dose of irony for today
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How to spot a fake ID
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Thanks, but I’d rather just use my tongue
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So, that’s what they mean by ‘gas ‘n’ go’
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How speed-walking was invented
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Good thing he wasn’t at a urinal
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Rules are rules
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No coincidence
As far as I’m concerned, it’s no coincidence that “bacon” rhymes with “awaken.”
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Get out of the house and enjoy nature!
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Undercover?
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Imagine the savings
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Show him your badge!
A DEA officer stopped at a ranch in Texas and talked with an old rancher.
He told the rancher, “I need to inspect your ranch for illegally grown drugs.”
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How did everyone else my age get so old?
Have you ever been guilty of looking at others your own age and thinking, surely I can’t look that old?
As I was sitting in the waiting room for my first appointment with a new dentist, I noticed his full name on the diploma he had on the wall. Suddenly, I remembered that a tall, handsome, dark-haired boy with the same name had been in my high school class some 40-odd years ago. Could he be the same guy that I had a secret crush on, way back then?
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AP: No more ‘illegal immigrants’
And in a groundbreaking move, the Associated Press, the largest news gathering outlet in the world, will no longer use the term “illegal immigrant.” That is out. No longer “illegal immigrant.” They will now use the phrase “undocumented Democrat.” That is the newest — “undocumented Democrat.”
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Attempted murder
