00 Zero: License to Fall

The trailer for the next James Bond movie is already out. License To Fall starring Joe Biden. pic.twitter.com/8IwMmWdeVQ

— MAZE (@mazemoore) March 16, 2023

You know … the thing!

I support the … you know … the thing!

Who says men can’t decorate?

Calculating climate change

“If we divide 123 genders by white supremacy, how much climate change to we have?”

Name that disease

The man told his doctor that he wasn’t able to do all the things around the house that he used to do.

Polar bears

When Al Gore was born there were 7,000 of us. Today only 30,000 remain.

Santa jokes 2022

How much did Santa’s sleigh cost? It was on the house.

‘Twas the night before spending

‘Twas the night before spending,
and all through the House,
No one’s courage was stirring,
Every man a louse.

A priest and a nun in a remote cabin

A priest and a nun are caught in a blizzard.

9 careers for gender studies majors

Who wore it better?

Questionable Halloween costume options

Female Swimmer

Why change the flavor?

“If vegetables are so good, explain to me why vegans always try to make them taste like meat.”

Work safely

How stupid can they be? Neither of them is wearing goggles.

Apple

“Weird … no windows.”

Diet water

I’m sure glad someone finally came out with a diet water. My weight was getting out of control drinking the regular stuff.

Dear algebra …

“Dear Algebra,
Please stop asking us to find your X.
She’s never coming back, and don’t ask Y.”

For all you foodies

We have never found a cave painting of a salad.

Hang in there

“The first 5 days after the weekend are the hardest.”

Every family

“Every family has one weird relative. If you don’t know who it is, then it’s probably you.”