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Everyone to the kitchen!
Women belong in the kitchen.
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AI vs. RI
“Are you concerned about the increase in artificial intelligence?”
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00 Zero: License to Fall
The trailer for the next James Bond movie is already out. License To Fall starring Joe Biden. pic.twitter.com/8IwMmWdeVQ
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You know … the thing!
I support the … you know … the thing!
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Who says men can’t decorate?
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Calculating climate change
“If we divide 123 genders by white supremacy, how much climate change to we have?”
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Name that disease
The man told his doctor that he wasn’t able to do all the things around the house that he used to do.
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Polar bears
When Al Gore was born there were 7,000 of us. Today only 30,000 remain.
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Santa jokes 2022
How much did Santa’s sleigh cost? It was on the house.
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‘Twas the night before spending
‘Twas the night before spending,
and all through the House,
No one’s courage was stirring,
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A priest and a nun in a remote cabin
A priest and a nun are caught in a blizzard.
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9 careers for gender studies majors
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Who wore it better?
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Questionable Halloween costume options
Female Swimmer
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Why change the flavor?
“If vegetables are so good, explain to me why vegans always try to make them taste like meat.”
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Work safely
How stupid can they be? Neither of them is wearing goggles.
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Apple
“Weird … no windows.”
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Diet water
I’m sure glad someone finally came out with a diet water. My weight was getting out of control drinking the regular stuff.
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Dear algebra …
“Dear Algebra,
Please stop asking us to find your X.
She’s never coming back, and don’t ask Y.” -
For all you foodies
We have never found a cave painting of a salad.