Department 21
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  • Welcome to California

    Welcome to California

  • Power of proofreading

    Signs

  • Trump’s tax returns

    “Where are President Trump’s tax returns?”

  • Estate planning

    Tom was a single guy living at home with his father and working in the family business.

  • Reverse bucket list

    Things you don’t need to do before you die.

  • Attorney years

    A lawyer died and went to his time of reckoning.

  • The Sixties vs. now

    In the 60s, people took LSD to make the world look weird. Now the world is weird, and people take Prozac to make it look normal.

  • Self-sufficiency

    Give a person a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach a person to use the Internet and he won’t bother you for weeks or months … maybe years.

  • Memes for today

    Cure liberalism: Have liberals spayed and neutered

  • Today’s lesson on irony …

    Once in a while we just have to stand back in awe of government.

  • How to become Super Cool

    Dude is too Super Cool for his Traffic Ticket

  • Medicare Part G

    If you are an older senior citizen and can no longer take care of yourself and need long-term care, but the government says there is no nursing home care available for you, what do you do? You may opt for Medicare Part G.

  • The cowboy and the stranger

    A cowboy named Bud was overseeing his herd in a remote mountainous pasture in Montana when in the distance a brand-new 7 Series BMW advanced toward him out of a cloud of dust. The driver, a young man in a Brioni suit, Gucci shoes, RayBan sunglasses, and YSL tie, pulled to a stop, leaned out the window, and asked the cowboy, “If I tell you exactly how many animals you have in your herd, will you give me a calf?”

  • Russian connections

    “Breaking news: Putin may have ties to Russia.”

  • Dilbert

    Dilbert

  • It’s an emergency!

    Hillary Clinton phoned the White House shortly after midnight.

  • Today’s collection

    Maybe if we tell people the brain is an app, they'll start using it.

  • The longest password ever

    During a recent password audit, a company’s IT department found that an employee was using the password:

  • Arizona billboard

    “Attention illegal immigrants: Los Angeles loves you.”

  • Why women live longer than men

    Why women live longer than men

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