• Who says the media are liberal?

    A biker is riding by the zoo in Washington, D.C., when he sees a little girl leaning into the lion’s cage. Suddenly, the lion grabs the sleeve of her jacket and tries to pull her inside to devour her, before the eyes of her screaming parents.

  • Good news from Government Motors

    The government will be coming to your house today in order to exchange your vehicle for an ObamaCar. Government Motors has decided to give you the choice of license plates. Every choice will read OBAMA, but, in the spirit of freedom, you can pick from one of three fonts.

  • Neighborly

    “My next door neighbor wants to ban all guns. Their house is not armed!”

  • Interesting comparison

    “Zoo has African lion. White House has a lyin African.”

  • No more ‘illegal aliens’

    The term “illegal aliens” will no longer be allowed. Henceforth they will be referred to as “undocumented Democrats.”

  • Obamopoly

    Obamopoly

  • Fox news bows to White House pressure

    In response to Resident Obama’s complaint that FOX News doesn’t show enough Black and Hispanic people on their network, FOX has announced that they will now air “America’s Most Wanted” TWICE a week.

  • The Year was 1947

    Some of you will recall that on July 8, 1947, a little over 60 years ago, witnesses claim that an unidentified flying object (UFO) with five aliens aboard crashed onto a sheep and mule ranch just outside Roswell, New Mexico. This is a well known incident that many say has long been covered up by the U.S. Air Force and other federal agencies and organizations.

  • Senior problems

    Bill and Sam, two elderly friends, met in the park every day to feed the pigeons, watch the squirrels and discuss world problems.

  • Funniest joke ever (and it’s on us)

    Does anybody out there recall the reason given for the establishment of the Department of Energy during the Carter administration? Bottom line we’ve spent several hundred billion dollars in support of an agency the reason for which not one person who reads this can remember. It was very simple and at the time everybody thought it very appropriate: the “Department of Energy” was instituted on 8/4/1977 to lessen our dependence on foreign oil.

  • Idiot sightings

    We had to have the garage door repaired. The Sears repairman told us that one of our problems was that we did not have a “large enough” motor on the opener.

  • ACORN cap with the nut still attached

    ACORN cap with the nut still attached

  • .577 T-Rex Rifle

  • Two-story outhouse

    Two-story outhouse

  • Scientists discover massive ring around Saturn

    Scientists at NASA have discovered a nearly invisible ring around Saturn — one so large that it would take 1 billion Earths to fill it.

  • Hydrogen Barackside

    “Kills capitalism on contact”

  • Tolerance rules

    by James Kalb

  • Modern-day Cowboy

    A modern day cowboy has spent many days crossing the Texas plains without water.

  • The immigration fairy

    A beautiful fairy appeared one day to a destitute refugee outside an Arizona immigration office.

  • Bear scientists

    A Russian scientist and a Czechoslovakian scientist had spent their lives studying the grizzly bear. Each year they petitioned their respective governments to allow them to go to Yellowstone to study the bears. Finally their request was granted, and they immediately flew to New York and onward west to Yellowstone.