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How to deal with telemarketers
- If they want to loan you money, tell them you just filed for bankruptcy and you could sure use some money.
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Eve and Adam
One day, in the Garden of Eden, Eve called out to God, “Lord, I have a problem!”
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Clean entertainment
Sally decided to do something wild that she hadn’t done before, so she set out to rent her first X-rated adult video.
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Empty handed
Moishe and Shmuel had not seen each other in many years. Now they had a long talk trying to fill in the gap of those years by telling about their lives.
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Breakfast jokes
I think it’s funny that they’re now putting jokes on the back of bacon packages. Listen to this one: “Serving Size: 2 Slices”
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The 2025 Ford Lump
Here at Ford we live by one rule: Freedom.
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Who are you and what are you doing here?
Who are you and what are you doing here before Thanksgiving?
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The world’s first brain transplant
A man is lying in the hospital waiting to be the first person in history to receive a brain transplant.
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Exclusive, official, 100% real: Gavin Newsom endorsing Cameluh Harris
Hi, I’m Gavin Newsom, the governor of California.
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Where are my Milk Duds?
- Her:
- Did you eat my Milk Duds?
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Treating TDS
Ask your doctor about Independence.
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The mainstream media today
A Harley biker is riding by the zoo in Washington, DC, when he sees a little girl leaning into the lion’s cage. Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the collar of her jacket and tries to pull her inside to bite her, under the eyes of her screaming parents.
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Try Abrain (advertisement)
I used to believe everything I’d see on the news. But that’s before I discovered Abrain.
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It’s a fine line
There’s a fine line between a numerator and a denominator. Only a fraction of people will find this funny.
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Weight loss goal
Weight loss goal: To be able to clip my toenails and breathe at the same time.
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Hidden talents
I have many hidden talents. I just wish I could remember where I hid them.
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Jewish telegram
Jewish telegram: “Begin worrying. Details to follow.”
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Exercise helps
Exercise helps you with decision-making. It’s true. I went for a run this morning and decided I’m never going again.
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In the beginning …
In the Beginning,
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The meaning of Passover
Short summary of every Jewish Holiday: