Biden administration to rush relief to storm-stricken Texas

As winter descends with a vengeance on the Great Plains this week, The Biden administration is making arrangements to send relief to the worst-hit areas in the form of new solar panels.

Congress establishes Express impeachment process

After failing twice at impeaching Donald Trump, the House today announced a new Express process for targets of impeachment with three Articles or less.

The mule traders

Two mule traders, Curtis and Leroy, saw an ad for a mule in the paper and agreed to buy it for $100.

Ad agencies take the high ground

Ad agencies in America and Europe have made the shocking discovery that the best approach to sell to white racist bigots is to feature non-whites and mixed-race couples prominently in all ads.

The breakfast of winners

“Phony Bunches of Votes”

Texas speed limit

“SPEED LIMIT 80 or 85, maybe 90 but don’t go 100! (OK what the heck — it’s Texas)”

This is one way to keep the drain clear

It’s a Broderick Crawford Christmas

“All I Want For Christmas Is A Good Stiff Drink”

Copy cat or cat scan?

If doctors talked like veterinarians

Every day is now a good-hair day

“And from that day on, the people in town never made fun of Susie’s hair ever again.”

Thanksgiving dinner

Nothing to see here

“Today I’m doing nothing, because I started yesterday and I wasn’t finished, and I’m no quitter.”

The Gollum state

“There is science, logic, reason; there is thought verified by experience. And then there is California.”

Laughs for today

Book?

Today’s funny/odd images

De-evolution

Senior life

Don’t forget to tip your server