Where politicians come from

A father told his three sons when he sent them to the university, “I feel it’s my duty to provide you with the best possible education, and you do not owe me anything for that. However, I want you to appreciate it. As a token, please each put $1,000 into my coffin when I die.”

Nine months later

Jack and his buddy Bob decided to go skiing, so they loaded up Jack’s minivan and headed north.

So, how is your day going?

Stereo-to-mono converter

Bizarre laws still on the books

Alabama: It is illegal to wear a fake mustache that causes laughter in church.

Been there, done that

The preacher and the lawnmower

A preacher was making his rounds on a bicycle, when he came upon a little boy trying to sell a lawn mower. “How much do you want for the mower?” asked the preacher.

Why teachers drink

Pepsi MAX Test Drive 2

Pepsi’s first prank with Jeff Gordon was criticized on the Internet to be a fake. So to prove the critics wrong, they did another one.

Husband and wife Christmas shopping

A couple were in a busy shopping center just before Christmas. The wife suddenly noticed that her husband was missing and as they had a lot to do, she called him on his cell phone.

Translation table: British politeness

Understanding that “it’s my fault” actually means “it’s your fault.”

It’s only money

With a very seductive voice, a woman asked her husband, “Have you ever seen twenty dollars all crumpled up?”

Daylight Saving — the movie (trailers)

Trick or treat!

This year’s marshmallow crop disaster

Obamacare explained in four sentences

Here are the 10,535 pages of Obamacare condensed to four simple sentences.

Politicians: 0; Country: 1

A bus loaded with politicians was driving down a country road one afternoon, when it ran off the road and crashed into a tree in an old farmer’s field.

When Insults Had Class …

These glorious insults are from an era before the English language got boiled down to four-letter words.

Guess it wasn’t a dictionary’s dictionary

Dr. Geezer’s Clinic

An old doctor became bored in retirement, so, he decided to open a medical clinic.