Nine months later

Jack and his buddy Bob decided to go skiing, so they loaded up Jack’s minivan and headed north.

So, how is your day going?

Stereo-to-mono converter

Bizarre laws still on the books

Alabama: It is illegal to wear a fake mustache that causes laughter in church.

Been there, done that

The preacher and the lawnmower

A preacher was making his rounds on a bicycle, when he came upon a little boy trying to sell a lawn mower. “How much do you want for the mower?” asked the preacher.

Why teachers drink

Pepsi MAX Test Drive 2

Pepsi’s first prank with Jeff Gordon was criticized on the Internet to be a fake. So to prove the critics wrong, they did another one.

Husband and wife Christmas shopping

A couple were in a busy shopping center just before Christmas. The wife suddenly noticed that her husband was missing and as they had a lot to do, she called him on his cell phone.

Translation table: British politeness

Understanding that “it’s my fault” actually means “it’s your fault.”

It’s only money

With a very seductive voice, a woman asked her husband, “Have you ever seen twenty dollars all crumpled up?”

Daylight Saving — the movie (trailers)

Trick or treat!

This year’s marshmallow crop disaster

Obamacare explained in four sentences

Here are the 10,535 pages of Obamacare condensed to four simple sentences.

Politicians: 0; Country: 1

A bus loaded with politicians was driving down a country road one afternoon, when it ran off the road and crashed into a tree in an old farmer’s field.

When Insults Had Class …

These glorious insults are from an era before the English language got boiled down to four-letter words.

Guess it wasn’t a dictionary’s dictionary

Dr. Geezer’s Clinic

An old doctor became bored in retirement, so, he decided to open a medical clinic.

Politically incorrect

In a pub quiz the other day I lost by one point. The question was where do women mostly have curly hair? Apparently, it’s Africa.