Concealed carry in California

Moose hunting in Canada

Two hunters, Otis and Elmer, got a pilot to fly them into the Canadian wilderness where they managed to bag two big bull moose.

The lost chopper pilot

A helicopter was flying around above Seattle when an electrical malfunction disabled all of the aircraft’s electronic navigation and communications equipment. Due to the clouds and haze, the pilot could not determine the helicopter’s position, or the course needed to fly to the airport.

The lost balloonist

A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She lowered her altitude and spotted a man in a boat below. She shouted to him, “Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don’t know where I am.”

The impossible phone challenge

The white Christmas

December 8 — 6:00 p.m.

Christmas funnies

Living rent-free in his head

Antigonish

You’re not the boss of me

“Don’t tell me what to do!!”

Dr. Warren’s Whiter-Than-White Strips

“They won’t know you’re part Indian unless you tell them.”

More signs from the Indian Hills Community Center

Enquiring minds want to know

“Psst, whatcha doin?”

Answer to a prayer

The pastor asked if anyone in the congregation would like to express praise for an answered prayer. Suzie stood and walked to the podium.

Checking out the competition

Don’t use shampoo in the shower

A health warning you can actually use

Stop the slaughter

“Stop killing alligators to make Gatorade.”

Summer is here: Know your ticks

“Brown Dog Tick, Lone Star Tick, Deer Tick, and Luna-Tick.”

Overkill

“Now that’s just overkill. I mean really, who needs two bikes?”

Farming help needed

One cool cat