Department 21

Teacher’s pet
On the first day of school, the children brought gifts for their teacher.
Passing the torch
Women as viewed by engineers
Dear Christmas Gift Recipients (former)
I regret to inform you that, effective immediately, I will no longer be able to serve Southern United States on Christmas Eve. Due to the overwhelming current population of the earth, my contract was renegotiated by North American Elves Local 209. I now serve only certain areas of Ohio, Indiana, Illinois, Wisconsin, and Michigan.
The talking dog
A guy sees a sign in front of a house: “Talking Dog for Sale.”
Media spin
President Trump invited the Pope for lunch on his yacht. While they were eating, a puff of wind blew the Pontiff’s hat off, right into the water.
Survey says …
They don’t make ads the way they used to
Some oldies but goodies
It’s a sign
From the Wallingford Sign Company.
The man is a saint
One afternoon, in Washington, DC, an aide to Barack Obama visited the Cardinal of the Catholic cathedral in Washington. He told the Cardinal that Obama would be attending the next mass, and he asked if the Cardinal would kindly point out Obama to the congregation and say a few words that would include calling Obama a saint.
Memes and other funnies
Core values
Too bad “spelling” didn’t make it onto the list.
Dementia test
Forgetting those keys? Wandering into a room, and then trying to determine why you’re there? Can’t remember the names anymore?
Q&A time
Hillary Clinton goes to a gifted-student primary school in New York to talk about the world. After her talk she offers Q&A time.
Why I am now divorced
Last week was my birthday and I didn’t feel very well waking up on that morning.
Are they unemployed or what?
COSTELLO: I want to talk about the unemployment rate in America.
Some laughs for today
What do to with a dead horse
The tribal wisdom of the Dakota indians, passed on from generation to generation, says, “When you discover that you are riding a dead horse, best strategy is to dismount.”
The magic basket