Translation table: British politeness

Understanding that “it’s my fault” actually means “it’s your fault.”

It’s only money

With a very seductive voice, a woman asked her husband, “Have you ever seen twenty dollars all crumpled up?”

Daylight Saving — the movie (trailers)

Trick or treat!

This year’s marshmallow crop disaster

Obamacare explained in four sentences

Here are the 10,535 pages of Obamacare condensed to four simple sentences.

Politicians: 0; Country: 1

A bus loaded with politicians was driving down a country road one afternoon, when it ran off the road and crashed into a tree in an old farmer’s field.

When Insults Had Class …

These glorious insults are from an era before the English language got boiled down to four-letter words.

Guess it wasn’t a dictionary’s dictionary

Dr. Geezer’s Clinic

An old doctor became bored in retirement, so, he decided to open a medical clinic.

Politically incorrect

In a pub quiz the other day I lost by one point. The question was where do women mostly have curly hair? Apparently, it’s Africa.

So that’s why Ikea serves food

Check out my flashlight

Interview with the new White House head of security

How the turbo encabulator works

How a missile guidance system works

Worst job in the world

Being helpful is part of the job description

People often complain about the police, but you rarely hear about the positive things they do, such as this incident involving a biker and a frozen carburetor.

They don’t miss Cecil

Proud of my kid