• No country for misgendering men

  • Psychological diagnosis

    The psychology instructor had just finished a lecture on mental health and was giving an oral test.

  • Dealing with heretic

    I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on the edge, about to jump off, so I ran over and yelled, “Stop! don’t do it!”

  • Reason to smile

    Reason to smile: Every 7 minutes of every day, someone in an aerobics class pulls a hamstring.

  • Unwinding

    Insanity is my only means of relaxation.

  • What you love, set free

    If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it will always be yours. If it doesn’t come back, it was never yours to begin with. But, if it just sits in your living room, messes up your stuff, eats your food, uses your telephone, takes your money, and doesn’t appear to realize that you had set it free … You either married it or gave birth to it.

  • Equal, but not the same

    “Equal” is not always synonymous with “the same.” Men and women are created equal in the eyes of the law. But, boys and girls are not born the same.

  • The name change

    A young fellow walks into a talent agent’s office and says he wants to break into show-biz, so the agent says “Okay kid, show me what you do.”

  • ATM process: His vs. hers

    HIS

  • Microsoft Support Café

    Patron
    Waiter!

  • Got any ID?

    Arkansas State trooper pulls over a pickup truck on I-40. He says to the driver, “Got any ID?”

  • The Sahara Forest

    A large, well established, Canadian lumber camp advertised that they were looking for a good lumberjack.

  • Describe your average night

    Doctor
    Describe your average night.

  • Not old, just honest

    There is no such thing as a grouchy old person. The truth is that once you get old, you stop being polite and start being honest.

  • Where’s that button?

    My wife says I keep pushing her buttons. If that were true, I would have found mute by now.

  • Mastering Wrong Shui

    WRONG SHUI (Pronounced “Rong Shoe Ee,” originated by Master Eu Plon Ka)

  • Common sense

    Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it the most never use it.

  • Changing a light bulb

    How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light bulb?

  • Frog or prince?

    Once upon a time, in a land far away, a beautiful, independent, self-assured princess, happened upon a frog as she sat contemplating ecological issues on the shores of an unpolluted pond in a verdant meadow near her castle.

  • How you know you’ve been a roadie too long

    You’ve been a roadie too long when: