Fluctuations

An Asian man walks into the currency exchange in New York with 2,000 yen and walks out with $72.

Words explained

BEAUTY PARLOR

A place where women curl up and dye.

Celebrity opinions

Oh, look! Celebrity opinions!

Argument settled

There was once a Scotsman and an Englishman who lived next door to each other. The Scotsman owned a hen and each morning would look in his garden and pick up one of his hen’s eggs for breakfast. One day he looked into his garden and saw that the hen had laid an egg in the Englishman’s garden. He was about to go next door when he saw the Englishman pick up the egg.

Crazy liberals

We didn’t have this many crazy liberals back when we had insane asylums.

No offense

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Day 799

Well, it’s day 799 of Build Back Better.

Everyone to the kitchen!

Women belong in the kitchen.

AI vs. RI

“Are you concerned about the increase in artificial intelligence?”

00 Zero: License to Fall

The trailer for the next James Bond movie is already out. License To Fall starring Joe Biden. pic.twitter.com/8IwMmWdeVQ

— MAZE (@mazemoore) March 16, 2023

You know … the thing!

I support the … you know … the thing!

Who says men can’t decorate?

Calculating climate change

“If we divide 123 genders by white supremacy, how much climate change to we have?”

Name that disease

The man told his doctor that he wasn’t able to do all the things around the house that he used to do.

Polar bears

When Al Gore was born there were 7,000 of us. Today only 30,000 remain.

Santa jokes 2022

How much did Santa’s sleigh cost? It was on the house.

A priest and a nun in a remote cabin

A priest and a nun are caught in a blizzard.

9 Careers for Gender Studies majors

Who wore it better?

Questionable Halloween costume options

Female Swimmer